Score: 9

"Eh I might agree with this idea"

submission: Wall Street Massacre

date: April 2, 2009

Once again this happens. You put yourself in danger when you promote murdering a living American citizen whether or not we all know what he did. Be more bloody oblique. Call him Ernie Nadsoff. The you aren't guilty of conspiracy.

Score: 5

"won it."

submission: Neverending Light

date: March 6, 2009

why one star? For such a cool game? Because if Anabel got in a fistfight with Wolverine, she would lose. Oh if you got in a fistfight with her you would lose. Such audacity. I have a 7th degree master blackbelt. Whomever Anabel is, I would break her neck in a second if she attacked me. Pfft. Such audacity to say some girl is such a badass she can beat me up if she attacked me at whim. Think before you speak sir.

Score: 7

"I bet it was harder..."

submission: DUCK SIM 2008

date: January 31, 2009

To write "skip those english classes then this actual game" rather than write with some knowledge of then or than, instead of being so ironic in being stupid. The game is good enough.

Score: 10

"Stupendous."

submission: Closure.

date: January 25, 2009

Absoloutely flawless idea, everything seemed to be precisely the way it should be. For example, you couldn't complain about the graphics, because they seemed to need to be the way they were, actually inspired some kind of macabre fear in me of the likes i can't recall since i was a little kid playing haunted house on the atari. Super mind requirement for a while, then you think you know the trick and a little bit more is required. Great.

Score: 10

"Petulant child"

submission: HOSUE [sic]

date: January 23, 2009

Maybe some people spend time playing crayons, I believe that's true given the unwanted adornation on the office refrigerator, but if you think I'm bad, you ought to take a look at Johnny there, he got the whole 64 color set. I'm still irritated that fuschia or whatever that is was included and not arterial red, since this is a hospital and nobody seems to remember that jello is how we fix people.

that's an inside joke, not bad.

Score: 9

"political"

submission: Get Off My Planet

date: January 23, 2009

If I needed an Aussie to make the default enemy of the world 'Dubya' and not say it was political, I would mix eggs and berries and make a berry omelet. Would you people stop hating Bush so much? Nope. You are convinced he did crap that he didn't do.

Score: 10

"good job"

submission: Monster Evolution

date: January 5, 2009

if you notice, really what most people are complaining about is they like this idea so much they want more out of it. This is a good thing. I absolutely love the concept and also will complain it doesn't have more to it. Everybody (almost) likes games where you get customized rewards for doing things, everybody usually wants a bit of a storyline too so you can get more into character. I say make another one.

Score: 9

"good job"

submission: Raid Gaza!

date: December 31, 2008

as for the pc guy underneath me, politics are NOT involved at all in having your family blown up by insane religious fanatics. There is no 'lots of different factors' involved. Pscyhotic madmen brainwash innocents into killing each other. So shut up now Mr. PCorrect idiot. Next think I hear will be you apologizing for nazis. (that guy not the game maker). Bad is bad.

Score: 4

"wow"

submission: (Twisted) Cooking Mama

date: November 30, 2008

The deal here is that PETA seems to think nobody knows the turkey is dead when we eat it. I used to watch turkeys drown themselves staring at rain. Not really worried.

Score: 10

"dear"

submission: Obama moves to whitehouse

date: August 5, 2008

kinda funny.