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Living enigma. I shall lift thee up, annoy you to death, then buy you a cheeseburger and tell you to shut up. I shall fix your car and steal your beer. And its ver-kweh-nox not ver-kwe-no. I am not from bloody France.
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Flash Reviews: 29
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29 Reviews | 5 w/ Responses
kinda funny.
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Just to point something out here, but the democrats have controlled both houses of congress during the period this horrible 'recession' has taken place. As for propoganda, most of the newgrounds userbase are fanboy pseudo-intellectual morons who worship at the altar of john stewart, so ranting at them won't do you anygood.
as for fox-news boy, please back up the 'fox news is a puppet of (insert whomever you hate) here with facts. All I ever hear is 'only a moron thinks that ..etc.' never any facts.
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Reasonably entertaining, but nothing too new. As for 'naw wun will red that mch dude" guy below, well I read the review you said nobody would read before I discovered nobody would read it. I forgot the internet has bred a generation of psuedo-illiterate morons who thirty years ago wouldn't even know how to write their own names and only attempt a fascimile of literacy in order to function as the 'uber kool l33t gamerz'. Idiot.
Good game though.
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ah, so somehow guy thinks men in an apocolyptic wasteland would be worried about offending God. Or be politically correct.
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i found this amusing and simple and relaxing actually, but why is it that all you kids can do amazing things with flash but can't spell or spellcheck for errors at least? Heck I've seen one of my favorite games spelled like it was made by a 3 year old.
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Mel Gibson tried to call me but Harrison Ford answered and what I learned is they are interested if you can write a script for 'Mad Jones' where Swarzenegger pursues Ford and Gibson thorugh a giant round space station in a hotrod artificially intelligent Firebird. Probably isn't happening though, because I ate all their cheez whiz. They left, haven't heard back.
Yeah good good job on all of it. That's willpower for you. Or are you sure it wasn't mountain dew? That stuff will kill you faster than crack. Which is fast. I think. I hear tell. Seriously I didn't steal your crack!
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however the simple and easy way is to max intelligence empower and ultima. empower then ultima repeat and he's dead.
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For the moron below, who can't seem to get past the fact that these are blue bags with x's for eyes, I sincerely doubt that the author has fantasies of killing babies. Shut up, twit.
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dear lord, do you realize the first imposter then johnny's comeback then the next one after that someone else made have thrown so many twits into confusion over what is going on it is insane! Facts: some guy copied johnny's user page and made a fake tankman saying tankman was cancelled. That pissed Johnny off. Johnny is not 'cancelling' tankman. Everything else is irrelevant, unless you see JohnnyUtah as author, go to his page, and see all the awards and the submissions there, it is not relevant as having come from JohnnyUtah. Enough tankmans, you are confusing the sheep!
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straight to favorites. that style of art is awesome. Beyond my ability to suggest any improvement.
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